TOTALLY FUCKED

Totally Fucked

Totally Fucked

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You woke up this morning feeling like a piece of here shit. The {reason is clear|situation is obvious. You are screwed. Your life is one big clusterfuck. You {tried toignore it, but the {truth|reality hit you like a truck. This shit is unbearable. There's no solution in sight. You are deeply screwed.

  • Things
  • Seriously, just read the list

Total and Destroyed

This jackass really screwed this time. He thought he could get away with it, but now he's in over his head. Looks like his story is gone. He's gonna be spending some time for this one.

  • Facing him straight.
  • Payback is a motherfucker.
  • Wish he learned his lesson.

Let this be a lesson to all you punks out there: don't go too far. You'll get caught eventually.

Spiraling Outta Control, Fucked Up Bad like

Man, things are going to shit. I'm so toast right now, it's not even a joke. I tried to control this whole mess, but it just spiraled out of my hands. Now I'm drowning in a sea of shit, and I don't know how to getout.

  • I need to calm down before I crack under pressure.
  • Hopefully tomorrow will be better.
This is officially the {worstmoment of my life.

This messed My Life Up

Dude, I swear this shit has totally/completely/absolutely screwed me up. Like, seriously, things are just going downhill/a dumpster fire/worse than ever. I'm stressed out/losing it/on the verge of a breakdown 24/7, and I don't even know how to fix this/cope with this/get out of this mess. It feels like everything I touch/try just backfires. Maybe I should just give up/throw in the towel/call it quits.

  • I'm so tired of this/
  • Help me!/I need a break!
  • What am I going to do?/How did I get here?

Embracing That Fucked Existence

Dude, this whole shit is just a giant clusterfuck, you know? Like, every day's a battle against disappointment, and the only real release is another hit of that good stuff. You gotta laugh through the bullshit, grind your way to the next paycheck, then rinse and repeat. Truth is a harsh mistress, but at least it keeps life interesting, right?

This Shit's Busted Right Now

I'm absolutely crushed, man. Things are just an absolute disaster. I feel like I'm about to explode. It's all insanely infuriating. This whole situation is driving me insane. I just need a damn beer and maybe some luck.

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